When Dolly Parton said “It costs a lot of money to look this cheap,” I believe she was referring to Alexis Bellino’s overpriced lace bikini from the Housewives of Orange County. Viewers were quick to call out Alexis on wearing such a scandalous bikini while talking about her Christian beliefs, but I think her past as a Maxim model pretty much ruled out holding the spot as a moral compass for American housewives.

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The Real: Beach Bunny Swimwear ’Lady Lace’ Bikini – $220

The Look for Less:

Mossimo Fedora with Black Pleated Band - $13


Lacey Bikini

Jelly Swimwear – $52