Housewife Tamra Barney almost died of jealousy when she laid eyes on Alexis’ wedding ring set that supposedly totals 18 carats. Why anyone would be wearing that in public is beyond me, but if you want to look like a walking liability for less than $80, pick up the look-alike ring from Amazon. You won’t even need to marry a controlling Ed Hardy-wearing super-christian to buy it for you. Looking for something from the Housewives of Orange County? Email me.

Alexis Bellino’s 18 CT. Wedding Ring Set

Sterling Silver Princess CZ Stackable Ring - $75.99